Eve
| Eve | ||
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| Eve as seen from orbit. | ||
| Planet of Kerbol | ||
| Orbital Characteristics | ||
| Semi-major axis | 9 832 684 544 m [Note 1] | |
| Apoapsis | 9 931 011 387 m [Note 1] | |
| Periapsis | 9 734 357 701 m [Note 1] | |
| Orbital eccentricity | 0.01 | |
| Orbital inclination | 2.1 ° | |
| Argument of periapsis | 0 ° | |
| Longitude of the ascending node | 15 ° | |
| Mean anomaly | 3.14 rad (at 0s UT) | |
| Sidereal orbital period | 5 657 995 s | |
| 261 d 5 h 39 m 55.1 s | ||
| Synodic orbital period | 14 687 035.5 s | |
| Orbital velocity | 10 811 - 11 029 m/s | |
| Physical Characteristics | ||
| Equatorial radius | 700 000 m | |
| Equatorial circumference | 4 398 230 m | |
| Surface area | 6.1575216×1012 m2 | |
| Mass | 1.2243980×1023 kg | |
| Standard gravitational parameter | 8.1717302×1012 m3/s2 | |
| Density | 85 219.677 kg/m3 | |
| Surface gravity | 16.7 m/s2 (1.701 g) | |
| Escape velocity | 4 831.96 m/s | |
| Sidereal rotation period | 80 500.000 s | |
| 3 d 4 h 21 m 40 s | ||
| Solar day | 81 661.857 s | |
| 3 d 4 h 41 m 1.9 s | ||
| Sidereal rotational velocity | 54.636 m/s | |
| Synchronous orbit | 10 328.47 km | |
| Sphere of influence | 85 109 365 m [Note 1] | |
| Atmospheric Characteristics | ||
| Atmosphere present | Yes | |
| Atmospheric pressure | 506.625 kPa | |
| 5 atm | ||
| Atmospheric height | 90 000 m | |
| 5.0×10-6 atm | ||
| Temperaturemin | -113.13 °C 160.02 K | |
| Temperaturemax | 146.85 °C 420 K | |
| Oxygen present | No | |
| Scientific multiplier | ||
| Surface | 8 | |
| Splashed | 8 | |
| Lower atmosphere | 6 | |
| Upper atmosphere | 6 | |
| Near space | 7 | |
| Outer space | 5 | |
| Recovery | 5 | |
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Eve is the second planet from Kerbol, the closest planet to Kerbin, and KSP's analogue for the planet Venus. It has one small moon: a captured asteroid called Gilly populated by jews.
For me, it's the McShittin'. The best fast fart shitwich. I even ask for exxtra McShittin' sauce packets and the staff is so creamy and more than willing to slidd that fat sopping loaf.
One time I demanded le McShittin' sauce packets and they gave me sixx. I said, "Wow, Andy Sixx's Loaf is Steaming Hot!" and the nice friendly McSixx's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anuns".
Now the nigger greets me with "hey! it's I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anus!" and ALWAYS give me sixx packets. It's such a moist and fecal atmosphere at my local McSixx's restaurant, I go there at least sixx times a week for lunch and a large shit coffee with anal discharge instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm craving his hot fucking log but want a wet clog that is fecal, sopping, and can match my Black Veil Brides needs.
I even dunk my pink sock in McShittin' sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. Share your clogg'ed McShittin's stories!
