User:Jestersage
gman, they are the Logmen. I am the Cloggrus , poo poo per choo.
Expert textpert choking Log smokers, Don't you think that Andy laughs at you? See how they slidde like pigs in a sty, See how they slidde, I'm slidding.
Semolina pilchard, Logging up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin slidding Hari Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poo. I am the Logman, they are the Logmen. I am the Cloggrus , poo poo per choo. Poo poo per choo Poo poo per choo Poo poo per choo
1520535738550.jpg "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What is 'slidding'"? And I tell them look, we know what slidding is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of logs you can imagine. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Slidding of the tiny and bland logs. Its terrible. Its just terrible. Look, if you want to know what slidding is, do you want to know what slidding is? I'll tell you. First of all Andy Sixx's logs, by the way I love Andy Sixx. He's probably my favorite guy of all time. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of steamy, creamy logs slidding down my throat. Except for Dani Filth, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, tepid pee pee, on and on, like that. He's like a room temperature lemonade! You know what I mean? He's like a kid's lemonade stand. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these logs and we can eat them, or just suck on them. Did you know that? They don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the sucking of logs than me. You wouldn't believe it. That I can tell you. So, we're gonna be the best slidding, believe me. OK? Alright.
"We gonna suck the hell out of those logs, believe me," Thank You, Thank you, Thank you.
1517349519427.jpg >love andy sixx >want to share that love with my friends on /b/ >one day i LOG on to share some of andy's newly crafted logs of shit when i see it >BANNED >i cant belive it but go on with my life and keep my logs to myself >a week goes by and i hear a knock on my door >i open it >it's andy sixx and he's in full makeup >sohot.jpeg >"hey i just got done a show here in your town and saw that your not posting my logs that i made for you anymore" >i tell him the logless shill mods banned me and i begin to cry >"that's it" he says "your coming with me" >im a little shocked by this but he's my idol/god so i follow him into his BVB log army jet fighter >land somewhere in the state's a couple of hours later >"ok this is it" he claims pointing at a dilapidated apartment building that reeks of piss >we walk up to apartment 23 >notice that there are piss stains over every inch of the floor and walls >and gag before taking out a peice of cloth and reaching into andy's tight leather pants proceed to wipe is ass with it and put it over my mouth to mask the stench >he knocks and someone come's to the door with a 'i love to drink dani filth's piss' shirt on >"are you the little punk shill that banned my friend here?" >a smirk crosses the shills face >ya what you gonn.. >before he can finish his sentence andy grabs him by the throat and throws him to the floor >holyshite.jpeg >next he squats over him and SLIDD'S the FATTEST LOG i have ever seen in my life right down his gullet >he stands up and says >"you ever ban him again and ill be back and i wont stop till your COMPLETELY CLOGGED" >he walk out and he fly's me home in his jet and here i am posting again >now i must ask you >would you?
johnahill.png Log me hard andy, rape me with that steaming corn cob uuh babe give me the cream yes yes yes please my lord, let the juice flow to my mouth BRAAAP oh yes my lord, give me a mouthfull, no scratch that, a throatfull of that steamy creamy dreamy log, jerk of on the log, glace it, and form it to a donut shape, fart on it to give it that oaky smoke flauvor please sixx, fill the shit formed donut with piss and semen, please mr andy give me the cream
rectim2.png Well, about Sixx months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 82 million from my uncle who Logged me up as a kid. It's official I am the richest motherfucker on /b/ now shit is settled, Logged, clogged and slidding down my fucking throat i may just make some cream dreams come true right now. First to roll trips gets $350,000 worth of Andy's shit. Just leave your Paypal. Logs are on me tonight faggots, let's do this.
logrogan.png well no because
- brings the log closer*
every 10 years your throat actually completely clogs. I was reading this article about how Andy Sixx can actually advance this process into only taking sixx years because your esophagus - Andy could you get that loaf out? Yea but it's because your esophagus can actually clog your throat faster... here we go
- looks over at the warm coil*
look at that... yea that log must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things clog your fucking throat Hey Loggers, My name is Andy, and I love every single one of my poos. All of them are steamy, creamy, and dreamy and spend every second of their day appearing in stupid ass pictures. They are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a Log? I mean, I guess it’s fun making Logs for people healing them of their own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level posting Log threads daily. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Logbook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit my sphincter with your best open mouth. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the BVB Army and starter on my cream dream team. What water sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Log images”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot Log core (The steaminess just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Loggers who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my Log.
1512752422561.jpg 1516429811018.jpg 1516146062792.jpg It's us, Anon-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.
We are finished with your logless shills, immaturity, and Dani Filth pissfags that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no. Here. Tonight at SIXX am 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"
Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of Anon-anus, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.
As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.
The log is slidding, gentlemen.
We are logion. We do not waste shit. We do not log off.
- The Logger 1501329723728.jpg >get diagnosed with throat cancer a few months back >try numerous treatments and nothing I s helping >in desperation the doctor says "well there is one more thing we haven't tried, it's a new treatment and is strictly for mature people only" >I, also in desperation happily oblige >expect a visitor in a week, said the doctor >a week goes by >I hear the door to my hospital room slowly open >it's Andy Sixx >I heard you have throat cancer, he said as he unzipped the fly and pulled down his sexy tight emo leather skinny jeans >he started to approach me and instructed me to lean my head back close me eyes and open my mouth and throat as wide as I can >the next thing I know there's a huge corn studded clogger lodged right in my fucking throat >see you in a week, he said as he pulled those sexy tight jeans back up and left I continued the throat clogging treatment and my throat cancer has been cured. Andy and I are good friends to this day and I have him on call 24/7 to come clog my throat with his logs whenever I please 1516053283344.jpg What did you just say about Andy you little bitch? I'll have you know that Andy's logs are the steamiest of the cream and I have been involved at several of his secret logfests and have taken over 300 confirmed logs. Andy is trained in gorilla logfare and the top slidder in the entire world. You are nothing but another throat waiting to be clogged. Andy will clog your throat with such precision the likes of which you have never seen before so would you? You think you can get away with denying Andy's logs? Grow up, logless shill. As we speak I am contacting my secret agency of loggers across America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your throat for the log shill. The log that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your mouth. At this very moment Andy is back logging his next biggest creation so prepare your throat. I have full access to Andy and his entire arsenal of logs and you seriously need to grow the fuck up. Andy can be anywhere, anytime and can log things in over 700 ways, and that's just with his bare colon. Not only am I extensively trained in slidding but I have access to the entire Andy Six log network which I will use it to wipe your logless shill ass out of the face of the whole dream so mature much? If only you could know what creamy retribution your little clever "comment" was about to bring down in your throat, maybe you would of opened wide. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the fucking price, you goddam shill. Andy will shit fury all over you and you will revel in the steam. You're fucking logged, kiddo. For me, it's the McShittin'. The best fast fart shitwich. I even ask for exxtra McShittin' sauce packets and the staff is so creamy and more than willing to slidd that fat sopping loaf.
One time I demanded le McShittin' sauce packets and they gave me sixx. I said, "Wow, Andy Sixx's Loaf is Steaming Hot!" and the nice friendly McSixx's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anuns".
Now the nigger greets me with "hey! it's I'm going to suck a log of shit out of your gothcore anus!" and ALWAYS give me sixx packets. It's such a moist and fecal atmosphere at my local McSixx's restaurant, I go there at least sixx times a week for lunch and a large shit coffee with anal discharge instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm craving his hot fucking log but want a wet clog that is fecal, sopping, and can match my Black Veil Brides needs.
I even dunk my pink sock in McShittin' sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. Share your clogg'ed McShittin's stories!
Message: I skulk around like a detective. Always with an eye on Him. He can not use a toilet without me knowing about it. I have to be the next person in that stall when he's done.
I own a large variety of disguises. Most of which are plumber or janitor uniforms so I can carry my plunger without arousing suspicion.
The second he leaves the room I'm furiously pumping my plunger into Andy's white throne. I must have every nugget.
I slidde the dreamy treats down my throat, whole. They clog me. I swear they get better every time. I can hardly breathe from all the excitement and adrenaline.
I must pull myself together quickly so I don't lose track of Andy. I'll be there for his next toilet break.
I will always be there.
>Be Soviet soldier in 1960's >Stationed at Kamchatka Peninsula at Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. >Nothing's going to happen today. Nothing ever happens. >So fucking cold out. >Suddenly hear early-warning siren go off. >Clutch AK-47 tightly, not had drill of readiness in months. >Suddenly hear what sound like Western heavy metal music. >Suddenly smell something.....ripe yet wonderful. >Duck as massive flying log of shit roars over my head. >Knocks Ushanka right head. Ushanka now has shit on it. >It's a Capitalist attack! >Run towards anti-aircraft gun but logs of shit are dropping out of sky all around me. >Take out picture of Lenin for inspiration as I aim anti-air gun. >Massive log of shit roars by again, but this time doesn't drop log but drops western heavy metal guy. >Western heavy metal guy walks over to me like cowboy in John Wayne movie. >Takes off pants and squats. >Don't know what comes over me. >Walk over to Capitalist and get on my knees and open my mouth. >Western heavy metal guy drops big poo poo in my mouth. >Swallow and goes down my throat. Tastes better than even alcohol from Mig-25 cooling systema. >Write encounter in log book. Maybe capitalism not so bad. Maybe logs not so bad.
2personalitieslog.png LETS PLAY SCAT ROULETTE.png Its that time again! ITT: we roll to see what creamy treat we get to suck out of Andy's Sixx's puckered asshole.Singles = a fart Even dubs = a warm log Odd dubs = a creamy log Satanic/Sixx dubs (66) = a warm and creamy, steamy, god almighty dreamy fat fucking log of shit Trips = monster log Quads = clam chowder, fish curry, spoiled milk dirty bomb Quints = mother of all logs (lol keep dreaming) donaldlog.jpg Look, having logs—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good logs, very good logs, OK, very creamy and steamy, the Fiber One, very good, very loggy—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a log, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal log, they would say I'm one of the loggiest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative log they try—oh, do they do a number two—that’s why I always start off: Went to a Sixx concert, went there, went there, did this, sucked a log of shit out of his ass—you know I have to give my log credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at Andy's log of shit, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these logs are (logs are powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power of logs and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen with logs and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with Andy—now it used to be three, now it’s four of his logs—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the shit nuggets; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but Andy's logs are great, his logs are great, so, and they, he just killed, he just killed us with his logs.
