Tutorial:How to Get Over Your Crippling KSP R34 Addiction

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This page is humorous in nature. The content of this probably isn't even canon. have fun reading i guess

Tutorial by User:ThatGuyOnTheWiki and a friend [This isn't serious btw and is meant to be funny, also this will probably get deleted soon by the mods. and also this probably isn't in great taste, but this is the internet.]
Welcome to a tutorial on how to get over your crippling KSP R34 addiction (R34 will hereafter be referred to as content, and btw mods if you're reading this by R34 i mean the Nissan R34 Skyline.)

Why would you need this? I've noticed ever since the release of KSP2 (otherwise known as the greatest scam in the history of spaceflight simulators), there has been an increase of KSP "content." My friend who asked to stay anonymous told me about this, which is why I decided to make a tutorial for anyone who needs it.

Specifications

  • Length: Depends, anywhere from 14 days to 6 months depending on how strongwilled you are.
  • Difficulty: Probably Hard
  • For version: Any version, in fact you don't even have to boot up KSP for this.

Steps

Step 1 - Recognize how this happened, and that KSP content can be addicting

How did you get into this situation? I mean, specifically KSP content? Not just any content? You first must recognize how you got into this situation. Perhaps your friend gave you a photo of one, or perhaps you looked it up as a joke. You must recognize that this is bad, you are addicted, and you must stop looking at KSP content.

Step 2 - Block whatever site you're getting the content from

Use some parental control thing to do it. If a friend is giving it to you, tell that friend to stop. If that doesn't work, block them.

Step 3 - Slowly phase it out of your life

Self explanatory.

Step 4 - DON'T RELAPSE

If you fail at this step, you might need to restart again.

Finishing words

Hopefully this helped, if it didn't then just tell me on my talk page.
also mods pls dont smite me off the face of the wiki bro