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'''Bill Kerman''' is the one of the three default [[kerbonaut|Kerbonauts]] that the player starts with upon creating a new game. He wears an orange suit like [[Jebediah Kerman|Jebediah]] or [[Bob Kerman|Bob]] Kerman. Bill always appears scared when in flight. Bill is possibly the worst kerbal for the job.  He is always afraid during flight as he suffers from multiple conditions that include, but are not limited to:
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* Vertigo
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* Home sickness
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* Travel sickness
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* Motion sickness
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* Sopite syndrome
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* Fear of high speeds
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* Fear of suffocation
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* Severe claustrophobia
  
'''Bill Kerman''' is the one of the three default [[kerbonaut|Kerbonauts]] that the player starts with upon creating a new game. He wears an orange suit like [[Jebediah Kerman|Jebediah]] or [[Bob Kerman|Bob]] Kerman. Bill always appears scared when in flight.
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== Gallery ==
Bill kerman completed kerbonaut training by the skin of his teeth, both of them!  Bill is possibly the worst kerbal for the job.  He is always afraid during flight as he suffers from multiple conditions that include, but are not limited to:
 
*Vertigo
 
*Home Sickness
 
*Travel Sickness
 
*Motion Sickness
 
*Sopite Syndrome
 
*Fear of high speeds
 
*Fear of suffocation
 
*Severe Claustraphobia
 
 
 
[[Kerbonaut]] is the 3rd worst career path Bill could imagine, the worst being roller coaster tester & 2nd worst being professional freefaller.  The only reason that Bill enrolled in the kerbonaut training program is that his mother <strike> pressures </strike> '''''encourages''''' him to become a kerbonaut, thus showing that their family is honourable as a career in space travel is the most honourable career to kerbals, and kerbonaut at the top of that. Incidentally, mountain dew bottling is the ''second'' most honourable job to kerbals, and is what Bill always wanted to do.
 
 
 
===History===
 
 
 
*1990: Bill Kerman ''Born?''
 
*2008: Bill Kerman enters KSC rocket science college
 
*2010: Bill Kerman enters Kerbonaut training program
 
*2012: Bill Kerman becomes Kerbonaut
 
 
 
===Some of Bill's Moments:===
 
  
 
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File:Bill Hitchhiking.jpg|Bill catching a ride to the Reco Station
 
File:Bill Hitchhiking.jpg|Bill catching a ride to the Reco Station
 
File:Bill in Eva.jpg|Bill Kerman as happy as a kerbal should be in Eva outside the Reco Space Station
 
File:Bill in Eva.jpg|Bill Kerman as happy as a kerbal should be in Eva outside the Reco Space Station
File:Bill in Reco Station.jpg|Bill Kerman (Bottom Right) In the Reco Space Station
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File:Bill in Reco Station.jpg|Bill Kerman (bottom right) In the Reco Space Station
 
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Revision as of 17:15, 20 December 2013

Bill Kerman
Bill in CommandPod.jpeg
Occupation: Kerbonaut
Specialisation Engineer
KSC ID#: 0002
Courage
Stupidity
Badass No
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Bill Kerman is the one of the three default Kerbonauts that the player starts with upon creating a new game. He wears an orange suit like Jebediah or Bob Kerman. Bill always appears scared when in flight. Bill is possibly the worst kerbal for the job. He is always afraid during flight as he suffers from multiple conditions that include, but are not limited to:

  • Vertigo
  • Home sickness
  • Travel sickness
  • Motion sickness
  • Sopite syndrome
  • Fear of high speeds
  • Fear of suffocation
  • Severe claustrophobia

Gallery