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''Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space, this dwarf planet was officially labeled as “Not to be trusted” by the scientific community.'' | ''Due to its nature of frequenting the bad parts of space, this dwarf planet was officially labeled as “Not to be trusted” by the scientific community.'' | ||
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**Felsmak closed the thread on his Dres Hoax video, stating that "This Dres meme has gotten kinda spammy now, it seems, and I don't really want to encourage it any further." | **Felsmak closed the thread on his Dres Hoax video, stating that "This Dres meme has gotten kinda spammy now, it seems, and I don't really want to encourage it any further." | ||
*According to the International Astronautical Union, Dres would be considered a planet as it does not share an orbit with any other objects. | *According to the International Astronautical Union, Dres would be considered a planet as it does not share an orbit with any other objects. | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
Revision as of 07:36, 11 August 2019
Sometimes I like to sneak into the attic with my mummy's iPad to play Minecraft, one time I saw a hot boobie mod for Minecraft and decided to install it - later I saw a super duper uber hot sexy skin with big boobiez, it made my pee pee hard and I begin to touch it, then my sister came into the attic and saw me poking my now enlarged member, she then kissed my forehead and began putting her mouth over it, it felt good and then I peed white sticky stuff in her mouth (which she swallowed), I then began to cry and begged her not to tell Mom and Dad that I peed myself, she told me not to worry - it'll just be our secret. Next time Mom and Dad were out I peed in her no no zone, she seems to like the sticky, white pee. So don't worry, just get your sister to help you out.
Contents
In-game Description
| “ | Dres is a very small planet. It was the first planet considered to be a dwarf. It’s orbit is highly irregular and together with it’s size it took a long time to discover since half the time it was not where scientists expected to find a planet.
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Cratering
Sometimes I like to sneak into the attic with my mummy's iPad to play Minecraft, one time I saw a hot boobie mod for Minecraft and decided to install it - later I saw a super duper uber hot sexy skin with big boobiez, it made my pee pee hard and I begin to touch it, then my sister came into the attic and saw me poking my now enlarged member, she then kissed my forehead and began putting her mouth over it, it felt good and then I peed white sticky stuff in her mouth (which she swallowed), I then began to cry and begged her not to tell Mom and Dad that I peed myself, she told me not to worry - it'll just be our secret. Next time Mom and Dad were out I peed in her no no zone, she seems to like the sticky, white pee. So don't worry, just get your sister to help you out.
In total, 42 craters have been positively identified. The spreading of the craters is biased to the western, particularly the northwestern, hemisphere of Dres.
| Quadrant | No. of craters (%) | No. of Craters |
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| North-East | 19.0 % | 8 |
| South-East | 7.5 % | 4 |
| North-West | 42.9 % | 18 |
| South-West | 28.6 % | 12 |
| Total | 100 % | 42 |
Biomes
Dres has 8 biomes.
Biome list
- Impact Jizz
Interplanetary travel
From a 12 km Dres escape trajectory, the requirements for attaining an intercept trajectory of other celestials are:
| Body | Delta-V[1] | Phase Angle[2] |
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| Kerbol[n 1] | ~5730 m/s | N/A |
| Moho | ~1510 m/s | -30º |
| Eve | ~770 m/s | -205º |
| Kerbin | ~670 m/s | -330º |
| Duna | ~530 m/s | -146º |
| Jool | ~410 m/s | 52º |
| Eeloo | ~580 m/s | 69º |
- ↑ 610 km orbit
Reference Frames
| Time warp | Minimum Altitude |
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| 1× | Any |
| 5× | 10 000 m |
| 10× | 10 000 m |
| 50× | 30 000 m |
| 100× | 50 000 m |
| 1 000× | 100 000 m |
| 10 000× | 200 000 m |
| 100 000× | 300 000 m |
Gallery
- → Main article: Category:Images of Dres
A lander with three kerbonauts landed at Dres.
A topographical projection map of Dres; accurate as of 0.18.
A topographical height map of Dres as of version 0.18.1; made with the ISA MapSat plugin.
Bob Kerman at the bottom of the big canyon roughly 3 kilometers below the actual lander.
A beautiful sunrise over the big canyon.
Changes
- Added "Dres-teroid" belt (will appear randomly after achieving a flyby)
- Added biomes
- Initial Release
Trivia
- Dres was the subject of a Kerbal meme referring to the status of Dres as an interesting place or a boring place.
- KSP Youtuber Felsmak created a youtube video about how Dres is boring.
- Felsmak later made a video about how Dres is a hoax. This was a parody of the Bielefeld Conspiracy, not a serious video.
- This had led some forumers to start the Dres Appreciation thread, and others to fight back.
- That led to a flame war which essentially bled into unrelated forum posts.
- Felsmak closed the thread on his Dres Hoax video, stating that "This Dres meme has gotten kinda spammy now, it seems, and I don't really want to encourage it any further."
- According to the International Astronautical Union, Dres would be considered a planet as it does not share an orbit with any other objects.
- Sometimes I like to sneak into the attic with my mummy's iPad to play Minecraft, one time I saw a hot boobie mod for Minecraft and decided to install it - later I saw a super duper uber hot sexy skin with big boobiez, it made my pee pee hard and I begin to touch it, then my sister came into the attic and saw me poking my now enlarged member, she then kissed my forehead and began putting her mouth over it, it felt good and then I peed white sticky stuff in her mouth (which she swallowed), I then began to cry and begged her not to tell Mom and Dad that I peed myself, she told me not to worry - it'll just be our secret. Next time Mom and Dad were out I peed in her no no zone, she seems to like the sticky, white pee. So don't worry, just get your sister to help you out.
